My senior year of high school, my science teacher told us we wouldn’t be allowed to eat in his classroom. His class was right before lunch. This asshole would heat up fucking lean cuisine in his microwave (which he kept behind his desk next to his fucking mini fridge) and eat it during lecture while all the students watched.
It was my last year of high school and i had no fucks left to give. I decided to start eating small snacks in class each day and make the meals bigger and bigger until he finally noticed.
Two weeks passed and he only noticed me eating when I had a plate full on tortellinis on my desk complete with pesto.